Great Ass

It came to my attention recently that girls are so obsessed with having a nice ass as if they have finally found after long years of extensive research the ultimate tool that will make guys crumble.

Say goodbye to big colored eyes, long blond hair, perky nose, maybe a good tan and even well shaped pair of tits and make way for the great asses of the century that are now coming in different sizes, colors and shapes.

Possessing a life of its own, an ass can walk, talk, please or tease, totally controlling his admirer yet perfectly controlled by his bearer using it to give signs maybe not of her personality, I wouldn’t go so far as to say that, but at least of her mood at a specific moment and probably her intentions during the coming hours.

Now we all agree that having a nice well shaped ass is great but by no means having a “great” ass is nice unless we put a clear definition to this utterance to avoid any confusion between great as usually intended to mean excellence or perfection and the literal meaning of the word as in huge, immense or enormous thus ugly.

You have a Great Ass.