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Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Talk About Sex

Well sex is Gender. For example you are a male, others can be females. The difference between the two is the erection.

Erection: When you wake up in the morning and there is a certain increase in the size of your penis due to a lot of pee that you have stacked there all during the night. A phenomenon a female gender does not have.

Penis: An area in a male's body right under his bellybutton, dangling between his legs and has a form of a dildo!!! Used to evacuate fluids rejected by the body, and usually comes attached with a sack containing two round shaped balls stuck to each other, hence the name "balls" for this add-on.

Dildo: An expensive device with the shape of a stick usually made of rubber for flexibility purposes but could easily be made of any other material. Comes in different sizes and colours, some with batteries to run a small built-in motor that will allow the stick to vibrate and provide better service. Used mostly but not exclusively by the female gender to insert it into their vaginas and extract pleasure!!!

Vagina: a hole between a female's legs. Has the same functions of a penis with the additional fact that it contains pleasure that can be extracted with the help of a dildo (See above)

Makes you stop and wonder that since a dildo is expensive and has the shape of a penis, why doesn't a female use a male's help to extract pleasure from her vagina by using his penis instead and save money???

Well no, they still prefer dildos!!! So go pee.

Pressure: A method penisless bosses use to extract pleasure of working away from their employees by using a dildo. Same as above with the exception that in my case the dildo is inserted in my asshole due to the non-existence of a vagina

Asshole: Bosses and vice versa.

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